So are we. If we have to sell out, we might as well look good doing it.
Are you tired?
We make apparel for people who know the system’s rigged
and still show up anyway.
brand launch: august
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brand launch: august 💀
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Serf’s up
The “Serf’s Up” design features our bony mascot leaning on a giant dollar surfboard, because the only waves we ride are economic.
Our rebellion is wearable.
We make art you can wear to your next existential crisis.
Bold enough to get fired in, soft enough to nap in.
Pick your poison.
monetize your dreams
You used to draw. Make music. Daydream. Now you’re chasing dopamine through analytics and side-hustle spreadsheets. Every passion becomes product. Every spark, potential content.
hot gossip
For when the office chatter turns combustible.
This tee features a flaming jug of corporate Kool-Aid—aka your daily dose of Hot Gossip.
relax (in peace)
This is a gentle reminder from beyond the grave to stop spiraling, just lie down and let capitalism finish you off.
stay a while, weary technoserf.
Let’s Die A Little is a burnout cult disguised as swag.
If you’re looking for swag to showcase your quiet despair, you’re in the right place.
Think of it like flipping off a cop under your dashboard where he can’t see.
Doesn’t do anything, but feels kind of good.
Manageable rebellion, you know?