frequently avoided questions

Look, we’re not Amazon. Every item here is made to order the moment your existential dread clicks “buy now.” That means we don’t keep extra inventory stacked in a sad little warehouse. We can’t accept returns just because you had a wardrobe-based identity crisis or didn’t read the size chart. Sorry.

But.

If something shows up wrong, like, actually wrong, we’ll make it right.

Each piece is made-to-order, because mass production is for billionaires and Bezos.
Give it about 7–10 days to ship, then another few days to reach your door (depending on how well the postal system is doing emotionally).

Mostly, yes.
If you live somewhere far from our melancholy factory hubs, shipping might cost a bit more or take longer. But we’ll try. The system’s broken, but we believe in trying.

Check the Size Guide.
We use unisex blanks and flat measurements, but if you’re between sizes, size up—it’s easier to drown in a shirt than squeeze into one.

We use high-quality blanks (usually Bella+Canvas) that feel soft, worn-in, and kind of like giving up, but in a good way.
Details for each product are listed on the product page if you want to get technical.

Every single one.
Sketched by hand (We have receipts), lined and refined in Illustrator and steeped in existential horror. No AI slop. No clip art. Just pure, handcrafted despair.

Just one tired human and a haunted vector file.

Scream into the void, or email: support@letsdiealittle.com

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours, unless we’re lying on the floor. In that case, give us 72.